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The Story of Mr.O'Hare

             Aloysius O'Hare was born in Thneedville a small town in Kansas. In his teenage/early adulthood he lived through the great rise of the Thneed an invention that can do anything made by a man known as The Once-Ler. After The Once-Ler chopped down the last tree Thneedville went through a depression known as "The Airless Depression". Around this time O'Hare was a build board worker and wondered to himself what the next million dollar invention was. Over the next 10 years Thneedville was a harsh city to live in. Everywhere there would be gang violence, prostitution, and even people just shitting wherever. The government even stepped in building a wall around Thneedville because they did not one the toxic levels to run through the rest of the U.S. Aloysius would not let these harsh run ins stop him as in the 10 years he would try to figure out how to sell air. At 30 years old he finally did it. People immediately bought it making O'Hare rich. At 36 O'Hare became a billionaire and Thneedville would have it's second great rise just like when the Thneed was thriving. O'Hare would then meet one of his best friends and icon Bob the Tomato. Bob would help O'Hare build what his company is today not by just selling air, but byby making everything in  Thneedville an O'Hare product. This making O'Hare a trillionare. O' Hare would be meeting other people that would join in on helping the company like Horton and Grover. Now at the age of 45 O'Hare would step in Thneedville politics. No one would stand a chance against O'Hare. Mayor Buckful died of a heart attack and O'Hare would take his place, but only for two months. Thneedville was so rich that it has its own nuclear weapons. The government lets this pass because the city is not like any other. O'Hare is now the mayor of a very powerful city, but has no idea what to do. Bob the Tomato's grandmother was killed in a city known as New Kronx which is a very dangerous city. Bob wanted revenge so he made a proposal to O'Hare that if Bob gave 50 million dollars then O'Hare would have to send missiles to New Kronx, O'Hare would agree. The city is now in ruins and Thneedvile still thrives. Shortly after Bob the Tomato would die and O'Hare would step down under pressure. For the next few years O'Hare would just focus on his company making it stronger than ever. 5 years later O'Hare would become a zillionare. At the age of 50 O'Hare would run for mayor, winning in a landslide claiming his position of mayor again. He would then hire to bodyguards named Morty and McGurk. O'Hare would make big changes in Thneedville the biggest being everyones salary comes from O'Hare's bank rather than the cities taxes. Thneedville would be the best place to live until 3 years later.

                             Along came a boy named Ted Wiggins who would leave town(which is outlawed) to go find the Once-Ler and learn about trees. O' Hare would catch Ted trying to leave again and tell Ted not to go out there anymore. O'Hare told Ted that trees are a threat to his business( making a threat to everyones salary), but Ted did not listen. Instead Ted would require the last seed and would try to plant it creating terrorism among the town with a girl named Audrey and his grandma Grammy Norma. Ted would then turn the whole town against O'Hare including McGurk who sent O'Hare flying causing O'Hare to be in the hospital for 6 months and Ted looked like the hero making O'Hare a villain. In the 6 months O'Hare was in the hospital he would no longer be mayor causing his bank account to be cut off from the city. People starting loosing jobs and their homes looking like "The Airless Depression". It was later found that Ted did the acts for Audrey, but Audrey was a lot older than him and she feel in love with a man named Ivan. Around this time people starting thinking and saying O'Hare was trying to protect the city not ruin it. They started bullying Ted calling him the villain. One day Ted saw Audrey kiss Ivan and Ted had enough and killed Ivan. One day later O'Hare was okay and people begged him to be mayor again. He then became mayor once again opening his bank account to the people. Thneedville was once again great city, but Ted killed 5 other people making him the most dangerous person in town. There was an arrest warrant for Ted and Grammy Norma and Audrey was put in the Thneedville Asylum.

                              One year later 2019 Thneedville is the strongest it has ever been and O'Hare has announced he would run for president under the Whig Party. O'Hare allowed trees but making taxes a lot higher. O'Hare claims he wants to make the Whig Party powerful like it once was and making it the balance between democrats and republicans. The Once-Ler passed away and grammy Norma. Ted is still on the run, but O'Hare promises he will catch them. Aloysius O'Hare is a powerful and great man, and will become prsident.                                               

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